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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was telling me about his two teenage girls that are out of control. They both use drugs, they rarely go to school, and they recently ran away from home. He recently found both of them living under a highway overpass. I told him it appears as if he has a bridge over troubled daughters.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 05/06/2018


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