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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently on a small boat when I saw a large group of grapes floating nearby. The appeared to have been in the water for quite some time. I decided to retrieve them all, and fortunately for me it was easy because I was prepared for such a strange occurrence. So to catch the shriveled up grapes, I simply threw out my raisin nets. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 05/13/2018


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