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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

On the National Geographic Channel, I recently saw a bird of prey hovering above some ice, apparently looking for something. That’s when I noticed its nest in a tree, and the door to enter it was locked. When the bird landed and began to skate across the ice as it continued to stare intensely at the ground, I figured out what it was looking for, and I said to myself “hawk key”.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 05/19/2018


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