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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A man bit off more than he could chew when he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Police are asking anyone who found loose money on an Indiana highway westbound I-70…

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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Camille Cosby has broken her silence a week after her husband Bill Cosby was…

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A VERY QUIET LAKE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Twenty-seven additional women have accused Charlie Rose of sexual misconduct, in…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Stephen Hawking’s final paper, which aims to test a theory that proposes parallel universes,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newport Beach, California –  A California man who pleaded not guilty after being accused of waterboarding his…

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LAST CHANCE…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook accidentally set a “hate speech” button live on its platform for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Modesto, California – A California 7-Eleven said it found a way to keep panhandlers and loiterers from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Democratic lawmakers in Illinois have drawn up a piece of legislation that would give…

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LATE NIGHT LOVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Valdosta, Georgia – A Georgia doctor has been accused of threatening to ‘slit’ employees’ throats, ‘cut’ worker’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CIA, when there are two or more Muslim terrorists in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A Seattle man who recently sought to end his monthly donation to a Hillary…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in May. Birthstone: Emerald Zodiac signs: Taurus and Gemini

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