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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister says it’s rude to arrive at a party at the time specified on the invitation. She…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For Father’s Day, my son gave me a “My Heritage DNA” kit. He knew for years I wanted to trace…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton did a “miserable” job of reaching out to white evangelical voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – A massive brawl broke out between a large group at a Pride event…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Gloria Allred, who is an American women’s rights attorney notable for taking high-profile and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Joe Jackson, the father of the late Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – The U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont has declined to endorse his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Authorities have seized more than 550 guns at two Southern California homes and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced, that after getting recently criticized by fellow democrat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google study claims algorithm is 95 percent accurate when predicting when a patient…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders’ message of income inequality resonated with many voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Finally yielding to pressure from the ACLU to rename any dog breed that has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – “Westworld” actress Evan Rachel Wood said she was effective immediately participating in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Meaux, France – A French priest has been suspended from “all baptism and marriage celebrations” after a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia –  An admitted pedophile and convicted felon is legally able to run for Congress in…

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