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BREAKING NEWS – Stanford, California – One of Stanford University’s most vocal conservative leaders John David Rice-Cameron, who is determined to “Make Stanford Great Again,” is the son of controversial Obama administration official Susan Rice. His mother was one of the Obama administration’s most unpopular officials among conservatives and Republicans because of her attempt, as U.N. ambassador, to blame the 2012 terrorist attack on two American facilities in Benghazi, Libya on an offensive YouTube video. She said she was both shocked and hurt when he publicly questioned her honesty. “Like Senator Elizabeth Warren, my mother has lied about her heritage too,” he stated in front of a large crowd. “For instance, her last name used to be Jackson. But she changed it to ‘Rice’ while she was in college, because she felt it would benefit her if she applied to be a foreign exchange student in China.”

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• 06/01/2018


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