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BREAKING NEWS – Syracuse, New York – A 30-year-old man Michael Rotondo, who made headlines after he was ordered by a judge to vacate his parents’ New York home has officially left the residence, but not before calling the police on his father regarding some missing Legos. The millennial’s parents, Mark and Christina Rotondo, filed a petition in the Supreme Court of New York State claiming they’ve had enough of their son living under their roof. When the police arrived, Michael also accused his parents of slashing the tires of his Hot Wheels cars.

Michael Rotondo

• 06/04/2018


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