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BREAKING NEWS – Glendale, California – The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) is getting ready for a new name. “For 60 pancakin’ years, we’ve been IHOP,” the restaurant chain said on Twitter. “Now, we’re flippin’ our name to IHOb. Find out what it could be on 6.11.18. #IHOb.” Unfortunately, the name has already been leaked. Because the franchise has a reputation for causing customer’s “rears” to get larger from constantly sitting down there eating, the new title is “Inflating Huge Oval Butts”.

International House of Pancakes

• 06/07/2018


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