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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The police were summoned and were prepared to deal with some explosives, when they realized there was some miscommunication in a 911 call. When the 6th precinct arrived, the woman who made the call, said she contacted law enforcement because she was concerned about some homeless men sleeping on the sidewalk in front of her apartment building. She then assumed the only way to have them removed was to contact the “bum squad”.

• 06/08/2018


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