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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Stormy Daniels is currently making headlines for her legal battle with President Donald Trump. Could the experience have been what inspired her first venture into the beauty business? The adult film star and director is launching her own gender-neutral fragrance. She announced the new scent on social media, which is being marketed as a limited-edition, perfume-cologne. It will be called “Sensual – Tasteful – Delightful”, or for short, β€œSTD”.

Donald Trump

• 06/11/2018


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