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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – President Trump is said to be outraged at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for what he did after the G7 summit. White House Director of Trade Policy Peter Navarro stated, “There’s a special place in hell for any foreign leader that engages in bad faith diplomacy with President Donald J. Trump and then tries to stab him in the back on the way out the door,” Navarro said. “And that’s what bad faith Justin Trudeau did with that stunt press conference. That’s what weak, dishonest Justin Trudeau did. And that comes right from Air Force One.” Trudeau seemed to be nervous and disoriented with the amount of rage coming the White House, however PETA is now aligning themselves with Canadian Prime Minister, after he is now threatening to block Canada’s number one export to America, which is, polar bears and penguins to U.S. zoos.

Donald TrumpJustin TrudeauPETA

• 06/12/2018


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