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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – A Vatican court has indicted on child pornography possession charges a diplomat recalled from Washington last year amid ongoing investigations in three jurisdictions. The Vatican said in a statement that Monsignor Carlo Capella, who was the No. 4 official in its Washington embassy, would face a trial starting June 22. Capella, a high-ranking priest in the Vatican’s diplomatic corps, was the subject of investigations by the Vatican and in the United States and Canada. Capella stated that he would never harm a child, but he really enjoys viewing their “unclothed” images. “In my opinion, it’s art,” he explained. “And I am extremely disappointed that no sculptor, painter, or museum curator is backing me up.”

• 06/12/2018


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