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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia –  An admitted pedophile and convicted felon is legally able to run for Congress in Virginia this year because of a 2016 decision by then-Gov. Terry McAuliffe to restore voting rights to thousands of felons. Nathan Larson, 37, of Catlett is running as an independent candidate in Virginia’s 10th Congressional District. He has expressed pro-pedophilia and incest views, and, in an interview with HuffPo, called it “normal” for men to be attracted to underage women. Larson also stated “win or lose” he wants to motivate young girls to become interested in the election process, and he’s writing a book called “Discussing Politics with Predators”.

• 06/25/2018


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