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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – “Westworld” actress Evan Rachel Wood said she was effective immediately participating in a 24-hour hunger strike to raise awareness about the children who were separated from their families upon crossing the U.S. border. Wood, 30, was in Texas over the weekend visiting shelters and meeting with families who were released from detention and were awaiting their next steps. She told People magazine that it is a “privilege and not a sacrifice” to take part in the hunger strike. However, within an hour, Wood was seen devouring several slices of pizza at a restaurant. She then explained, “When I said 24 hours, I uh, uh, um… I didn’t mean 24 hours in a row. After this meal, I will not eat anything else for six hours. And once I’ve done this four times, my objective would’ve been met and my protest will be over.”

• June 26, 2018


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