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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced, that after getting recently criticized by fellow democrat Elijah Cummings for encouraging her supporters to harass Trump supporters, she is running for the White House in 2020. She said she made the decision after going to a medium for a séance, and she allegedly contacted Martin Luther King. According to Waters, she said King informed her she would be the new president. Cummings contacted the exact same medium, and he was told that Waters got it wrong, and what MLK actually said, was her stupidity has set a new “precedent”.

Maxine Waters

• June 27, 2018


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