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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Authorities have seized more than 550 guns at two Southern California homes and made one arrest after getting a tip that a convicted felon was storing an arsenal. Sixty-year-old Manuel Fernandez was arrested last week after Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies and state and federal investigators raided his Agua Dulce home. Officials say the searchers found 432 rifles and handguns, then returned later and found 91 more hidden weapons. Fernandez said his intention was to arm people who entered this country illegally, to protect themselves from American citizens that don’t want them here. “I want Hispanics to be able to defend themselves from individuals that violates our constitutional rights. Laws exist for a purpose. If it’s written in plain old black and white, people in this country should obey it!”

• June 28, 2018


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