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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – The U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont has declined to endorse his son Levi Sanders, 49, a candidate for a U.S. House seat in New Hampshire, according to reports. The senator explained his position at a press conference. “I cannot in good conscience endorse my son. I have heard him repeatedly say that he is impressed with the current low unemployment in America, without balancing it out by adding a lengthy list of things the federal and local government should be giving away, no strings attached. People should not feel that they need to work in order to survive and/or thrive. Until my son starts focusing relentlessly on handouts, I will not vote for him, and I am encouraging others in New Hampshire that are lazy, unmotivated, and wants a lot of free stuff, to follow my lead.”

Bernie Sanders

• 06/28/2018


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