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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist I am currently dating a woman that I rarely get along with. I explained that during this courtship, every time her and I get into a verbal brawl, we later try to resolve our differences while enjoying a cup of hot chocolate. My psychiatrist then said I should end the relationship, because I have become cocoa-dependent.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 06/23/2018


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