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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

For Father’s Day, my son gave me a “My Heritage DNA” kit. He knew for years I wanted to trace my ancestry. I thought the gift was really thoughtful, until I found out that the real reason he got it for me, because he’s secretly hoping that the DNA will prove that I’m not his father. (It’s children like him, that makes parents eager to update their will).

Life through Blake's eyes

• 06/30/2018


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