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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Yunnan, China – According to a team of paleontologists from China, Australia and Germany, they discovered a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I are retired. We love being near the water, but my husband drags a chair…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it fascinating how certain books in the bible got their titles. One of them got its name from…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I met the love of my life eight months ago. Everything about our relationship is perfect. We both…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist I am currently dating a woman that I rarely get along with. I explained that during…

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Road to Valhalla by Parasychotian

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to recent report, people in the U.S. that are upset…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A very popular game show today stemmed from two men in Britain, settling their differences…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A recent United Nations report blasting President Trump and America in…

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Cancer  ~  June 22 – July 22 Symbol: Crab Element: Water Sign Ruler: Moon Lucky Color: Green Lucky Number: 2 

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BREAKING NEWS – Salem, Ohio – Federal agents arrested more than 100 workers at an Ohio meatpacking factory as part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People Magazine has listed 14 peculiar facts about some well known celebrities, such…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid an ongoing dispute between the White House and professional sports teams over national…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The lawyer for anti-Trump FBI agent Peter Strzok fires back against criticism, saying his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rockville, Maryland – The Oceanography Society says the federal government is not doing enough to help feed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brookline, Massachusetts – Northeastern is distancing itself from feminist professor Suzanna Walters, who said women have the…

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