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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – Using mathematical models, astrophysicists simulated how various alien civilizations might rise and fall…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi was asked who would she want in office if she was held…

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SOLITUDE WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Shortly after blasting President Trump’s immigration policies as a “form of torture,” a top…

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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – Comedian Kathy Griffin criticized fellow comedian Kevin Hart for not making fun of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is prodding lawmakers to add a sizable tax on citizens drinking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump is now being accused of manipulating and bullying Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A man has been arrested for beating up Elton John last weekend. During the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Mississippi has no shortage of candidates seeking to win its two U.S. Senate elections…

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THE MYSTERIOUS RED CASTLE 

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump, on the heels of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – A Vatican court has indicted on child pornography possession charges a diplomat recalled…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – President Trump is said to be outraged at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for what…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Stormy Daniels is currently making headlines for her legal battle with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – HBO’s “Real Time” host Bill Maher admitted that he hopes the American economy…

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