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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – La Malbaie, Quebec, Canada – If a picture is worth 1,000 words, Angela Merkel has some thoughts…

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LEVITATION

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I tend to react poorly when someone pulls a prank on me. My husband has always liked playing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I feel very proud! I was recently informed that a nearby college is going to give me an…

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Lift up your eyes and look to the heavens:     Who created all these? He who brings out the starry host one by…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. It was a difficult pregnancy and delivery…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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THE BELMONT

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The police were summoned and were prepared to deal with some…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – For the 18th straight week in a row according to AdWeek, Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration’s plan to release a suspected American ISIS fighter caught in Syria…

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FRIENDLESS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “begged” for the summit with President Trump to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Glendale, California – The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) is getting ready for a new name. “For…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Jerry Maren, born Gerard Marenghi, the last living munchkin from the “Wizard of…

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REACHING FOR THE STARS

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BREAKING NEWS – Panama City, Florida – A standoff in a Florida grocery store between Justin Tyler Stanford, 25, who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The current Director of the Bureau of Land Management Michael Nedd, has announced that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton got defensive and compared himself to JFK…

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