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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are being raised about the current health status of 85 year old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. A leaked memo from her law clerk, stated that every time he goes into her office, “she seems to be motionless staring off into space, and she smells like embalming fluid.”

Ruth Bader GinsburgU.S. Supreme Court

• July 3, 2018


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