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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now determined that the phrase “white knuckles” is racist, because it sounds elitist and it excludes people of color. They are currently trying to determine if the phrase “green with envy” is also racially insensitive, with plans to reach out to some Martians housed in Area 51.

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• 07/05/2018


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