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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In front of a stunned crowd, Hillary Clinton crashes a formal function hosted by President Trump, and immediately went to her knees, begging and literally groaning for an appointment in any position at the White House. Apparently moved by compassion, Trump gave Clinton a two year appointment, warning her that while she was there, the only room she can enter without permission, will be the custodial closets to retrieve mops, push brooms, and various cleaning supplies necessary to complete the daily tasks that he’ll be assigning her.

Donald TrumpHillary Clinton

• July 5, 2018


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