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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the fact that the economy is booming and it’s the lowest unemployment rate among blacks in history, Maxine Waters is now encouraging blacks to stop working, in her latest idea to harm President Trump. “To get Trump out of office, the African-Americans must band together to destroy what he has accomplished for our people. That’s why I am encouraging all of you to immediately quit your jobs. We must show unity! Do you want to be unemployed and be part of an important movement, or do you want to a be traitorous employed Uncle Tom? Pick a team! Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 07/09/2018


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