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BREAKING NEWS – Calcutta, India – A nun and one other employee serving at a Missionaries of Charity center in India founded by Mother Teresa has been arrested and accused of child trafficking. Acting on a series of complaints, the Indian Child Welfare Committee affirmed that they are in the process of investigating the sale of a newborn baby boy sold to a couple through the black market. The nun at the center of the scandal, was placed under judicial custody by the court. Another employee from the center, was also arrested in connection to alleged trafficking cases. “This is very sexist,” both women stated in a letter they jointly signed. “Predatory priests within our church prey on young boys all the time, and the Vatican does little to nothing, and sometimes even hides them for years. We nuns work tirelessly daily with very little pay, and we came up with an innovative idea to earn some extra spending cash, and now we may be going to jail. It’s obvious there are double standards when the Catholic church protects perverts, and punishes entrepreneurs.”

• 07/09/2018


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