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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – With donations to the Clinton Foundation down 90% since November of 2016, Hillary Clinton has announced another setback. The new car wax she invested millions of dollars in, has sold very few units. She assumed it would be popular because she was the spokesperson. In her commercial endorsement, she said the car wax minimizes damage to a car, when it gets hit by the door of another parked vehicle. The name of product came from one of her bitter speeches after she lost in 2016 encouraging people to oppose Donald Trump, and it’s called “Resist Dents”.

Donald TrumpHillary Clinton

• 07/09/2018


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