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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic lawmakers voiced near-immediate opposition to Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to the Supreme Court, warning that he would swing the bench to the far right. Kavanaugh, a 53-year-old federal appeals judge, is a reliable conservative who could, if confirmed, tilt the high court solidly to the right for decades. Congresswoman Maxine Waters stated her opposition, hurling accusations at the president. “How dare he pick another white man to be a Supreme Court Justice. How dare he! This proves that he is a racist and a sexist, because he completely ignored my suggestion of appointing attorney Sunny Hostin from ‘The View’. Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine WatersThe View

• 07/10/2018


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