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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill and Hillary Clinton surprised onlookers at a Washington-area airport by taking a commercial flight to New York. The Clintons, who spent years traveling aboard Air Force One and using private chartered aircraft, stopped to take photos with fellow passengers and staff before taking a Delta flight from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport to John F. Kennedy International Airport. However, during the trip, some Trump supporters began taunting Hillary for her 2016 loss by chanting loudly, “CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR”.  The former Secretary of State tried to ignore them, but she became visibly upset when Bill started yelling it too.

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• 07/11/2018


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