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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The showdown between police and the organizers of a march against the endless murders in the Windy City, culminated in the shadow of the 76th Street overpass on the Dan Ryan Expressway. For weeks, the Rev. Michael Pfleger said his intention was to shut down the busy South Side expressway for a demonstration designed to focus a spotlight on the ongoing problem. Pfleger stated that he spoke to the large crowd as he lead the protest. “This is an important issue that needs to be addressed. And if any car tries to creep up on you and attempt to get by this march against violence, the driver of that vehicle should be immediately shot!”

• 07/11/2018


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