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BREAKING NEWS – Columbus, Ohio – Stormy Daniels was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor for touching a patron a strip club in Ohio, according to court documents.   Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for adult film star Stormy Daniels, vowed to fight the “bogus charges” his client faces after she was apparently arrested while performing at an Ohio strip club, in what he blasted as a “setup” that was “politically motivated.” Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, was arrested for “allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non-sexual manner,” Avenatti tweeted, with the hashtags “setup” and “basta,” which is Italian for enough. He went on to say, “I am sick and tired of my client being treated like a cheap tramp, when in reality, she’s an expensive tramp.”

Michael AvenattiStormy Daniels

• July 12, 2018


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