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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic has announced that they have located a new ethnicity of people on a remote island that is thousands of miles away from the nearest civilization. One of the most unique elements about the inhabitants living there, is that they all refuse to wear watches or own clocks. And based on that, National Geographic has concluded this ethnic group is a race, against time.

• July 12, 2018


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