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BREAKING NEWS Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was caught pushing misleading claims about blocking a presumed visit of Russian President Vladimir Putin to the White House in a bid to squeeze donations from gullible donors, The Daily Caller reported. Pelosi, in a fundraising email from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), said that with enough signatures on the petition, the Democrats will be able to block Putin’s visit, the report said. The House Minority Leader alleged, that if they get enough signatures and money, they could prevent Putin’s plane from landing, by putting some spike strips and broken glass on every runaway in Washington D.C. and neighboring airports. PETA is objecting to her back up plan, which is, if the Russian plane lands anyway, to have a flock of pigeons fly into the engines after it takes off.

Nancy PelosiPETAVladimir Putin

• July 23, 2018


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