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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Biden’s niece, Caroline Biden has been sentenced to two years of probation for racking up $110,000 in charges on someone else’s credit card. The credit card fraud took place at a New York City store. According to prosecutors, the victim had given Biden permission to make a $672 purchase with the card. But Biden then used the card to open a customer account at the Manhattan shop without the cardholder’s approval and racked up the tab over a year.  She offered a heartfelt apology at her sentencing, and blamed her behavior on taking some financial advice from Hillary Clinton.

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• 07/27/2018


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