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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi described the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks as an “incident” during her weekly news conference. “I am not Islamaphobic, and I always try to be objective,” the House Minority speaker explained. “And I am still open to the possibility that 9/11 was not a terrorist attack, but instead some poorly trained Muslim pilots that didn’t know how to land an airplane.”

Nancy Pelosi

• 07/27/2018


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