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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Caucus Chairman Rep. Joe Crowley (D-NY) is suggesting that the United States needs to financially compensate immigrants who illegally enter the country because of President Trump. “The damage that has been done to these children will be life-long, to these family units will be life-long, as well,” Crowley stated. “In fact, I suggest they need to be compensated for what this administration did to them. Which should include a new car, a home in a middle class neighborhood, and a sizable amount of cash in a bank account, to tide them over until they learn English and become gainfully employed.”

Donald Trump

• July 30, 2018


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