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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Radical liberals that are trying to prevent President Trump from appointing a third U.S. Supreme Court Justice, are now lining up organ donors to keep 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg alive at least until 2024. Ginsburg has actually received organs from some famous people in the past after they died, including John Wilkes Booth, Lizzie Borden, and Bozo.

Donald TrumpRuth Bader GinsburgU.S. Supreme Court

• 07/31/2018


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