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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who’s fully grown, and is only 4’6”. He is one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life… until he starts drinking. Once he gets intoxicated, he becomes a different person. At that point, even though he’s 4’6”, he actually thinks he’s over 7 feet tall. To me, it’s a clear case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Height.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 07/28/2018


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