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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ohio Democratic congressional candidate Danny O’Connor has responded to questions about whether he would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – As part of a promotional, the owner of a fruit stand places a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York City Ballet and its related School of American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A California Department of Motor Vehicles employee slept three hours a day on…

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YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK  (2 of 2)

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Stormy Daniels and her husband Glendon Crain have filed for divorce, the porn…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During a festival in New York City’s Central Park, Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Plaistow, New Hampshire – A man who was caught naked in a Planet Fitness thought he’d get…

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YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK  (1 of 2)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judges dismisses a $500 million lawsuit by Hillary Clinton that she recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on MSNBC’s “AM Joy”, Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., criticized President…

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BREAKING NEWS Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was caught pushing misleading claims about blocking a presumed visit…

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Leo  ~  July 23 – August 22 Symbol: Lion Element: Fire Sign Ruler: Sun Lucky Colors: Red, Gold, Yellow Lucky…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 47-year-old son is employed at a prestigious university. His position involves a considerable amount of travel. Over…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

An interesting thing happened today while I was conducting my morning walk. Someone named “Pandora”, left a mysterious looking box…

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HEAVEN’S VERY SPECIAL CHILD A meeting was held so far from earth It was the time for another birth The…

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Dear Blake, I work in an expensive store that closes at 9 p.m. Clients often walk in here two minutes…

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I live on the west coast, and I’ve heard of every major body of water out here, from the Colorado…

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