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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the fact that the economy is booming and it’s the lowest…

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FAMOUS CRIMINALS FROM THE 1930s  (1 of 6) John Herbert Dillinger – (June 22, 1903 – July 22, 1934) was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A friend I really like has been extremely helpful baby-sitting my 4-month-old son every once in a while….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am writing a screenplay about a man that lives close to the threshold of the Grand Canyon. The storyline…

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And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds, not giving up meeting together, as…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Earlier this month, my good friend injured his back, so I offered to help out with chores and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works at a pet store, told me that he recently opened up a case of…

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BIG BROWN HAIR

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An activist author ignited a social media firestorm after saying she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Michelle Booker-Hicks said she didn’t think twice about shooting a would-be carjacker when the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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THE LOOK OF SURPRISE!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In front of a stunned crowd, Hillary Clinton crashes a formal function hosted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now determined that the phrase “white knuckles” is racist, because it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – A House Democrat is drawing heat in her home state for her history of…

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THOSE EYES…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former CNN producer Steve Krakauer took to Twitter to blast Jim Acosta, the network’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adult film star Stormy Daniels has filed a $100 million lawsuit against the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carletonville, South Africa – A South African woman, who was pronounced dead at the scene of a car…

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