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BREAKING NEWS – Montreal, Quebec, Canadians – A mysterious fast radio burst (FRB) that hit Earth late last month has been detected. The signal was spotted by a radio telescope in Canada and posted to The Astronomer’s Telegram on July 25 and has been dubbed FRB 180725A after the year, month and day it was discovered. The discoverer, Patrick Boyle of McGill University said he believes he has deciphered the signal that is hundreds of billions of miles away, and he believes it was saying “Hillary, it’s over, so stop whining!”

Hillary Clinton

• August 10, 2018


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