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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA are now challenging the state of Texas in regards to a law allowing people who own large amounts of land that built a fence around it, and keeps their gates locked to prevent large wild animals from entering. Both organizations admitted they want open boar doors.

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• August 1, 2018


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