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BREAKING NEWS – Montgomery, Texas – A driver in Texas snagged a photo of a cloud formation that he thinks looks like an angel over the horizon. Danny Ferraro shared the gleaming snapshot on Facebook, dubbing it the “Texas Angel.” “This was the sunset as we were driving down Hwy 105,” Ferraro wrote. “How awesome is that!” One person wrote that it looked like a “praying mantis with a dress on!” while another said it bore a resemblance to “Julie Andrews, in ‘The Sound of Music.’” The exact same cloud formation was seen in San Francisco a couple of days earlier, and many people believe it had literally ran out the city by the bay, in the same fashion angels exited the city Sodom and Gomorrah before it experienced God’s wrath.

• 08/02/2018


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