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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A fortune teller who has chosen to remain anonymous, stated that she consulted with Hillary Clinton on the morning of election day in 2016.  She told a NY Times reporter what happened. “The vision in my crystal ball was starting to clear,” the seer said she told Clinton. “And I told her ‘tonight, history will be made, and at the Inauguration in January, cameras worldwide will be focused on you.’” She said Clinton immediately jumped up cheering and dancing while thanking her for confirming the accuracy of the polls. The fortune teller concluded by saying she learned three days later, Clinton put a “stop payment” on the check, even though her prediction was accurate.

Hillary Clinton

• 08/03/2018


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