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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – At the Netroots Nation Conference in New Orleans, Cory Booker drew the most attention with his comments about the Trump administration and how, in his view, things have gone “savagely wrong” in America since Trump took office. Senator Cory Booker laments that there is something ‘savagely wrong’ in this country. “I’m a big believer that if America, if this country hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough.” He paused and began to choke up. “I cry myself to sleep almost every night.” President Trump responded to Booker’s statement by tweeting, “If ‘PMS Booker’ gets the nomination and runs against me, he’ll be crying so much at night, that when he goes to bed, he’ll be wearing pajamas and a life preserver.”

Cory BookerDonald Trump

• 08/06/2018


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