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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he believes the president is using sports to divide people, while James believes sports has “always been something that brings someone together.” President Trump responded by Twitter to a CNN anchor’s recent interview with an NBA superstar. “Lebron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!” Trump tweeted. Maxine Waters says President Trump’s criticism of LeBron James confirms he is a racist. “Do people notice that Trump is only critical of players in sports that are dominated by blacks such as the NBA and NFL? That bigot never says anything negative about anyone in the NHL, snowboarders, or players in chess tournaments. Impeach 45!”

CNNDon LemonDonald TrumpLeBron JamesMaxine WatersNBA

• 08/06/2018


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