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BREAKING NEWS – Great Barrington, Massachusetts – An Elizabeth Warren supporter, identified as Paul Solovay, 74, left, was arrested and charged with assault after he struck Senate candidate Shiva Ayyadurai. Ayyadurai, who is running as an independent, was using the bullhorn to shout at supporters lined up outside a venue to see Warren speak during a town-hall style event. Solovay pushed a bullhorn in the face of Ayyadurai, resulting in a bloody lip for the Senate candidate, the Berkshire Eagle reported. He later made a comment after he was released from jail. “I guess things here on the east coast is a lot different than the west coast, because no one has ever assaulted Maxine Waters, and her normal speaking voice is so irritating and loud, that it sounds like she’s talking through a bullhorn.”

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• 08/08/2018


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