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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Meghan Markle is struggling to adjust to life in Great Britain since she became The Duchess of Sussex, specifically she has to embrace the tradition of extending her bedtime. According to Sir William Heseltine — one of the Queen’s private secretaries — when staying with Her Majesty, members of the family should wait until the Queen retires to bed, before they also hit the hay. Meghan was overheard calling it a “stupid tradition” and boldly stating, “If I want to turn in early, I’ll put some sleeping pills in one of Her Majesty’s secret jugs of moonshine.”

• 08/08/2018


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