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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a leaked memo, John Podesta knew that when he came to the Javits Center on election night 2016, Hillary Clinton was going to concede 20 minutes later to Donald Trump. Clinton initially wanted him to figure out a way to loop her California victory and the 55 electoral college votes over and over, hoping her supporters would repeatedly add them to her total, giving the illusion of her winning in a landslide. Podesta finally convinced her that her idea might not work, because after she reached around 1000, he thought the people at her victory party would probably start getting suspicious.

Donald TrumpHillary ClintonJohn Podesta

• 08/08/2018


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