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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As vice chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and a ranking member of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) has been investigating allegations of President Trump’s “collusion” with Russia. But now we learn Feinstein may be the one compromised by a foreign power. Turns out that Communist China was her personal driver. A 20-year employee of Feinstein’s, the agent had been reporting back to China’s Ministry of State Security for well over a decade before he was caught in 2013, according to the FBI. Feinstein stated at a press conference that she made some mistakes, and she now wishes she would’ve asked him why he would always use the camera on his phone to record everything she said and did, and how he could afford round trip tickets to Honk Kong every weekend?

Dianne FeinsteinFBI

• 08/09/2018


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